Literally.
I have toyed with the idea of posting/not posting this for several days because I know that one day, Anthony will be old enough to read this and further down the road, old enough to be embarrassed by it. But, I've decided to document it because it was so darn funny!
Two mornings ago, Mark was changing Anthony's diaper first thing in the morning.
Anthony: Wut(i.e., "look"), Daddy. My penis. It's longer!
Mark: Ummmm. Uhhhhh. That's right, Bud. You've got a hard-on.
Two conclusions I came to after hearing this story:
1) if there was any doubt in anyone's mind that Anthony is all boy, ladies and gentlemen, here is your proof that he is indeed just that and
2) the jury is still out on which of the 2 is more mature - Anthony for only being 2 1/2 years old and using the correct, scientific name for his penis or Mark for being 36 years old and explaining Anthony's erection to him as "having a hard-on."
Sorry, couldn't resist.
About Me
- Dina
- I am a 31-year old wife and stay-at-home mom. I strive very hard to maintain a certain sense of self apart from those two roles. I love being in my 30s and I love staying home with my little dude, although I admit that there are moments when I miss the working, professional special ed teacher that I am by trade. I constantly strive to raise a healthy, independent, yet sensitive son in a world that gets increasingly more scary. I live right outside the nation's capital and love every bit of the fast-paced craziness that is "Northern Virginia." Well, everything except the traffic. Oh and one more thing...I care way too much about what other people think.
4 comments:
Hilarious!
I was telling Jeff about your post, and he reminded me what Jacob used to say when he had (as Mark would say) a "hard-on".
"Mommy, Daddy, look! My butt's up!"
I guess Jacob has a front butt & rear butt. :)
Lauren - "my butt's up?!" SO FUNNY!
Kids say the darndest things, no? :)
that's hysterical... and something i'll never encounter with 2 girls in my house!
Good luck with your 2 "boys"!
oh my god...I totally didn't see this until today.
HILARIOUS.
can totally hear Mark saying that...LOL!
Benjamin has been known to say "huh...look, my pee pee is growing."
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